Throw Your Voice, Amaze Your Friends

throw your voice amaze your friends
play guitar just like a cowboy
spin a coin and hypnotize the world

it’s all right there in the last 2 pages
every wonder of the ages
but they’d all be cooler if i just had you, girl

i spied you through my x-ray specs
and I knew you were the one
so i sent a letter to Charles Atlas
said “make me into a man!”

now I’m ridin’ in my hovercar in style
well that’s got to make you smile
and if it doesn’t maybe you can get behind
some snakes in a can

baby, i’ve got sea monkeys back at my place
and a rocket to blast into space

throw your voice amaze your friends
play guitar just like a cowboy
spin a coin and hypnotize the world

it’s all right there in the last 2 pages
every wonder of the ages
but they’d all be cooler if i only had you, girl

if you’re feeling broke but swank
put a blank piece of paper in this magic bank
and out comes a dollar
let’s have a night on the town

don’t you like the mustache on my lip?
hop in, we’ll hover where it’s hip
and when that gets boring buy a frontier cabin
maybe settle down

we’ll sign the mortgage in exploding pen
then we’ll start all over again

’cause i know you wanna take a trip
in that 6 foot jet rocket ship

throw your voice amaze your friends
play guitar just like a cowboy
spin a coin and hypnotize the world

it’s all right there in the last 2 pages
every wonder of the ages
but they’d all be cooler if i only had you, girl
but they’d all be cooler if i only had you, girl
no, it wouldn’t mean a thing if i can’t have you